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Mohini Sule

Anne Foy

Ellie Crisell

Fatima Mittler Solak

Kate Sanderson

Helen Skelton

Zoë Salmon

Fearne Cotton

Lorena Bianchetti

Sophie Raworth
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1. 1 point for v desperate / 3 points for not desperate at all
2. 1 point first wank, 2 points for second consecutive etc
3. 1 point / 2 points for beating fixture
4. 2 points for becoming fixture
5. 5 points extra for hattrick under 10 mins
6. 5 points extra for ‘she was not asking for it at all’ appearance
7. 3 points extra for a ‘live’ wank
8. 1 point extra if it was reeaaally good
9. ½ point under 20 / 2 points over 40
10. 1 point/wank

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Aston Villains

Looting & Mitcham

Steelabridge Celtic

Prozacken Boys

Killingham Synthonia

Shooting & Mitcham

Kilbury

Moneyfields Laundering

Badlington Terr*rists

Cheatle
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Coldham Athletic

Chillsea

Nottingham Frostest

Freezerburgh

The 63 FC

Coldchester United

Dissruptions Town

Metersnow United

Wintrychester

Sleigh Genesis
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www.toptentopten.com

www.conferenceforum.co.uk

www.forumcircle.com

www.t-mobile.nl

www.nonleaguematters.co.uk

www.stenaline.nl

www.punters-paradise.com

www.ladbrokes.com

www.zazzle.com
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1. Ruin ed the music/Straightened Bow
   Tune to the music/Status Quo

2. It’s played real bad/Meth Allica
   Creeping Death/Metallica

3. Final Soundclown/U Rop
   Final Countdown/Europe

4. Play it Bad/M Frechheit
   Play it cool/M Freiheit

5. Electrickery/OMD
   Electricity/OMD

6. Tragic Try/Ecarnaval
   Magic Fly/Ecarma?

7. Rather Not/Golden Ear-thing
   Radar L♥ve/Golden Earring

8. Bohemian Flopsody/Quit
   Bohemian Rhapsody/Queen

9. This Song’s a Wreck/Peed Rupple
   Livin’ Wreck/Deep Purple

10. Bad Discipline/Tonne Jovi
    Bad Medicine/Bon Jovi

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E\///////////////en Apeldoorn bellen

Alles over Domino Day op www.domino-day.nl/2009/////////////////////

Odds on breaking the record:
E\//////////////s

X IX IIX XII XI V IV III II I… IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

IIII//////////////

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http://///////

Domino of zo///////Clouseau

The rise and Fa// of Domino
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I want to break off/Queen

Center back/J Geils Band

F One/Metallica

Tiger Woods/MUD

The runners on FOX/The Sweet

A special Tee for(e) you/Kylie Minogue

Bicycle/Queen

Streaker/Supertramp

Every1′s a winner/Hot Chocolate

Come out to play – UB40/love
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Hissston Sssnakes

Gelding FC

Wormcester

The Bees/The Robins/Wolves/The Eagles

Ebbsflees United

Hensford Town

Owlham

Star Fisher Athletic (London Zoo)

Horseham FC

Salmon City
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Down Under/Men at Work

Don’t look Back/P Tosh & M Jagger/The Wailers

Don’t stop moving/S Club 7

Electricity – the synthesizer version

Magic Fly / Ecarma

Clouds across the Moon/Rah Band

Codo/DÖF (Deutsch Österreichisches Feingefühl

Paradise…/Modern Girl/Meat Loaf

Radar Love/Golden Earring

Rondo Russo/B Stenberg
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