wank rank

1. 1 point for v desperate / 3 points for not desperate at all
2. 1 point first wank, 2 points for second consecutive etc
3. 1 point / 2 points for beating fixture
4. 2 points for becoming fixture
5. 5 points extra for hattrick under 10 mins
6. 5 points extra for ‘she was not asking for it at all’ appearance
7. 3 points extra for a ‘live’ wank
8. 1 point extra if it was reeaaally good
9. ½ point under 20 / 2 points over 40
10. 1 point/wank