Top Tenner

Dogsex Movie Celebs

Posted by: Cheryl on: January 2, 2012

  1. Mohini Sule
  2. Anne Foy
  3. Ellie Crisell
  4. Fatima Mittler Solak
  5. Kate Sanderson
  6. Helen Skelton
  7. Zoë Salmon
  8. Fearne Cotton
  9. Lorena Bianchetti
  10. Sophie Raworth

Top 10: Wank Rank Points Allocations

Posted by: Cheryl on: June 27, 2010

wank rank

  1. 1 point for v desperate / 3 points for not desperate at all
  2. 1 point first wank, 2 points for second consecutive etc
  3. 1 point / 2 points for beating fixture
  4. 2 points for becoming fixture
  5. 5 points extra for hattrick under 10 mins
  6. 5 points extra for ‘she was not asking for it at all’ appearance
  7. 3 points extra for a ‘live’ wank
  8. 1 point extra if it was reeaaally good
  9. ½ point under 20 / 2 points over 40
  10. 1 point/wank

Top 10: Criminal FC

Posted by: Cheryl on: January 21, 2010

  1. Aston Villains
  2. Looting & Mitcham
  3. Steelabridge Celtic
  4. Prozacken Boys
  5. Killingham Synthonia
  6. Shooting & Mitcham
  7. Kilbury
  8. Moneyfields Laundering
  9. Badlington Terr*rists
  10. Cheatle

Top 10: Big Freeze FC

Posted by: Cheryl on: January 11, 2010

  1. Coldham Athletic
  2. Chillsea
  3. Nottingham Frostest
  4. Freezerburgh
  5. The 63 FC
  6. Coldchester United
  7. Dissruptions Town
  8. Metersnow United
  9. Wintrychester
  10. Sleigh Genesis

Top 10: Registered

Posted by: Cheryl on: January 7, 2010

Top 10: Ruined Songs

Posted by: Cheryl on: December 26, 2009

Played badly.

  1. Ruin ed the music/Straightened Bow
    Tune to the music/Status Quo

  2. It’s played real bad/Meth Allica
    Creeping Death/Metallica

  3. Final Soundclown/U Rop
    Final Countdown/Europe

  4. Play it Bad/M Frechheit
    Play it cool/M Freiheit

  5. Electrickery/OMD
    Electricity/OMD

  6. Tragic Try/Ecarnaval
    Magic Fly/Ecarma?

  7. Rather Not/Golden Ear-thing
    Radar L♥ve/Golden Earring

  8. Bohemian Flopsody/Quit
    Bohemian Rhapsody/Queen

  9. This Song’s a Wreck/Peed Rupple
    Livin’ Wreck/Deep Purple

  10. Bad Discipline/Tonne Jovi
    Bad Medicine/Bon Jovi

Top 10: Domino Day

Posted by: Cheryl on: November 14, 2009

  1. E\///////////////en Apeldoorn bellen
  2. Alles over Domino Day op www.domino-day.nl/2009/////////////////////
  3. Odds on breaking the record:
    E\//////////////s

  4. X IX IIX XII XI V IV III II I… IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  5. IIII//////////////
  6. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
  7. \/\//orld-record
  8. http://///////
  9. Domino of zo///////Clouseau
  10. The rise and Fa// of Domino

Top 10: Sports Songs

Posted by: Cheryl on: October 20, 2009

  1. I want to break off/Queen
  2. Center back/J Geils Band
  3. F One/Metallica
  4. Tiger Woods/MUD
  5. The runners on FOX/The Sweet
  6. A special Tee for(e) you/Kylie Minogue
  7. Bicycle/Queen
  8. Streaker/Supertramp
  9. Every1′s a winner/Hot Chocolate
  10. Come out to play – UB40/love

Top 10: Animal FC

Posted by: Cheryl on: October 20, 2009

  1. Hissston Sssnakes
  2. Gelding FC
  3. Wormcester
  4. The Bees/The Robins/Wolves/The Eagles
  5. Ebbsflees United
  6. Hensford Town
  7. Owlham
  8. Star Fisher Athletic (London Zoo)
  9. Horseham FC
  10. Salmon City

Top 10: Songs to have written

Posted by: Cheryl on: October 3, 2009

  1. Down Under/Men at Work
  2. Don’t look Back/P Tosh & M Jagger/The Wailers
  3. Don’t stop moving/S Club 7
  4. Electricity – the synthesizer version
  5. Magic Fly / Ecarma
  6. Clouds across the Moon/Rah Band
  7. Codo/DÖF (Deutsch Österreichisches Feingefühl
  8. Paradise…/Modern Girl/Meat Loaf
  9. Radar Love/Golden Earring
  10. Rondo Russo/B Stenberg
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